Dr. Jim West (a.k.a. Boss Tweed)
Chris Tilling (a.k.a. Boss Hog)
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It is the purpose of WWBS to:
- Rule the blogosphere through manipulation and intimidation.
- Crush everyone who threatens our fiendishly clever attempts at world domination.
- Drink a lot of coffee and eat a lot of cookies (Lord Tilling) before sitting through boring paper presentations at academic conferences.
- Throw caution to the wind and say whatever the heck we feel like saying because we’ll crush those who oppose us anyway.
- Kick old ladies, eat small children, accuse grown men of scandalous behavior, and glorify Jesus Christ through those actions just mentioned.
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So you want to join the WWBS? Well the process is easy, here are the requirements:
- You must speak no less than 49 languages and have read the Bible through in every one of them while having ignored the vast majority of what you’ve read.
- You must give Lord Tilling cake and ice cream every time you see him.
- You must never at any cost admit that anything in the Bible can be proven.
- You must have earned at least 3 Ph.D.’s and 5 Th.M.’s from the institutions of our choice (and we only like German schools!)
- You must have Zwingliolatry as a permanent fixture on your blogroll.
- You must have a blog that is read by no less than 25 million people per day.
- You must provide Lord Tilling with classic English treats like Bedfordshire Clanger or Spotted Dick.
- You must pay us an annual fee of £3.5 million.
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The WWBS board consists of:
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The WWBS was formerly known as CUBAN
(Coalition for the Unification of Bibliobloggers And Nimkumpoops)
