John W. Loftus (a.k.a. Boss Tweed)
Chris Tilling (a.k.a. Boss Hog)
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WWBS Update:
Jim West has retired from blogging and relinquished his duties as Boss Tweed to atheist biblioblogger John W. Loftus. For those who aren’t familiar with John, he’s an atheist who studied under William Lane Craig, and loves to recommend his book to anyone who will listen.
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It is the purpose of WWBS to:
- Rule the blogosphere through manipulation and intimidation.
- Crush everyone who threatens our fiendishly clever attempts at world domination.
- Drink a lot of coffee and eat a lot of cookies (Lord Tilling) before sitting through boring paper presentations at academic conferences.
- Throw caution to the wind and say whatever the heck we feel like saying because we’ll crush those who oppose us anyway.
- Kick old ladies, eat small children, accuse grown men of scandalous behavior, and glorify Jesus Christ through those actions just mentioned.
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So you want to join the WWBS? Well the process is easy, here are the requirements:
- You must speak no less than 49 languages and have read the Bible through in every one of them while having ignored the vast majority of what you’ve read.
- You must give Lord Tilling cake and ice cream every time you see him.
- You must never at any cost admit that anything in the Bible can be proven.
- You must have earned at least 3 Ph.D.’s and 5 Th.M.’s from the institutions of our choice (and we only like German schools!)
- You must have Debunking Christianity as a permanent fixture on your blogroll.
- You must have a blog that is read by no less than 25 million people per day.
- You must provide Lord Tilling with classic English treats like Bedfordshire Clanger or Spotted Dick.
- You must pay us an annual fee of £3.5 million.
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The WWBS board consists of:
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The WWBS was formerly known as CUBAN
(Coalition for the Unification of Bibliobloggers And Nimkumpoops)
